Alternative Lorem Ipsums

If you're lazy, like me, and also are bored with using the same Lorem Ipsum bla bla every time you mock up editorial text, you might want to take a look here. My favorite? Noone really, but I've always had a sweet spot in my heart for Bender so for now I'll stick to this one:

Take me to your leader! Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.